falltesticlee:

what the hell

gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

alaskaisnotlost:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

My Shirts Always Fit (I Don’t Wear Shirts): A Romantic Comedy

Let’s see how far I can get into a movie without pausing it to check on Tumblr

3 people stealing the same bike [video]

death-by-lulz:

imwithkanye:

A Toast… To Leonardo DiCaprio.

Here! Here!

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

cara-de-cocota:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

sacajaweasvagina:

the first dance at my wedding will be to the hoedown throw down

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

frostingpeetaswounds:

the bread prince

that’s it

that is peeta’s new nickname